An Inner Monologue, of sorts

Italmania

I might have a job. Yay!

posted by Marie @ 5:43 PM 1 comments

I am an Office Angel

Well, I will be.

I am lying in bed, with a cup of tea, applying for jobs online. It's actually quite difficult!

posted by Marie @ 12:33 PM 0 comments

Bluergh

Fed up.

posted by Marie @ 9:15 PM 0 comments

Cocoon!

Cocoon: The Return was on channel five earlier!

With Bruce Springsteen-era Courtney Cox and the bloke from Three Men and a Little Girl (presumably he's in the other two as well). Oh oh oh! And the boy from The Neverending Story! Not Atreyu but the little boy who reads it whose dad drinks raw egg for breakfast!

Well, I liked it.

posted by Marie @ 6:36 PM 5 comments

X-Man!

Is Patrick Stewart the voice in the new Domestos 5 x better advert?

posted by Marie @ 6:35 PM 0 comments

Hooray!

My flatmate's back! Yay!

I'm going job-hunting tomorrow, wish me luck.

posted by Marie @ 9:30 PM 0 comments

Nineninenine

Just because I laugh every time I see this.
(Just in case you can't read it, it says, "Hello is that a doctor? Yeah I've really shitted my leg up.")

posted by Marie @ 3:19 PM 0 comments

University Strikes 2

Although not many people read this (I read it several times a day just to boost my ego somewhat), I want you all to know that there will be a students' protest at 7.30AM outside Glasgow University library this Thursday.

Be there or be square.

posted by Marie @ 3:14 PM 2 comments

Meaty

On my way back from uni today, I went into A Shop for a browse. I spotted a small low-fat wheat-free apple pie, also "veggie friendly" and, well, gave it a go. Small as in mince pie size.

I managed about a quarter of it, as it was decidedly meat-like. Honest!

posted by Marie @ 3:06 PM 0 comments

A Quickie

Aren't these luvverly? :)


Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot; who calls you
back when you hang up on him; who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead; who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats; who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who's constantly reminding you of how much he
cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one
who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."


You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry
because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone
you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like
you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset
is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

posted by Marie @ 1:26 PM 2 comments

A List

This is a list of things that I like:

My friends
David Tennant
Going out
Learning stuff
Languages
Generic porn
Boris Johnson
Nice cars that go vroom-vroom
Tattoos
Muscles
Nice arms
Firemen
Firemen with muscles and tattoos and nice arms and nice cars
Proper grammar
Joiners
Alcohol
Being in love
Someone buying me flowers
Caramel shortcake
Taking study breaks
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Raspberries
Freshly-washed sheets
Booty calls
Teddies
Watering plants and watching them "drink" the water
A nice cup of tea
Blokes with nice hair
Vans full of joiners reading newspapers
Walking down the street and not feeling like the fattest munter there (it does happen)
A song sending shivers down my spine
Belgian chocolate
My hot water bottle
A phonecall from someone I miss
Buffy & Angel (but Angel's better)
Glaswegian accents
Cockney accents
Marks & Spencer
Chocolate eclairs
Caramelised onions
Bacardi Breezers
Food and drink in general
Star Trek
When they put a complete cunt in the Big Brother house
Jogging
Looking at photos of my friends
Watching cheesy movies
Hairy men
Big hairy men
Aubergines
Good telly
Daytime telly
Hearing my mum laugh
Green Wing
Lorraine Kelly
French grammar
When the guy upstairs leaves his flat
Seeing eyecandy in the street
Courgettes
The smell of our tupperware cupboard
James (I know you're reading this)
Languages
Leaving bills till the very last minute just because I'm reluctant to hand over a mere £4.31
Peckham's maple and pecan pie
Zach Braff
Cookery programmes
Chris Moyles
Josh Homme
Lists

And of course...

Selfless acts of charity
Paying bills on time
Being on time
Doing things on time

I think I might have to lock myself in the cupboard till everyone gets back. Aww, you guys!

posted by Marie @ 11:31 AM 1 comments

Because Mums ARE Heroes

Evander served me in Iceland today.

posted by Marie @ 7:31 PM 0 comments

Ten-Minute Workouts

I bought this book from Boots the other day. £4.99, it was.

I opened it and looked at the pretty pictures of stunningly-beautiful people doing lunges and whatnot, and felt... well, drained, like I'd just done a ten-minute workout myself. Fancy that!

So I ate Mrs Crimble again.

Motivate me, blogworld.

Make me thin!

posted by Marie @ 4:38 PM 1 comments

Brittany Murphy

Sounds rather good in that song, so she does.

posted by Marie @ 4:33 PM 0 comments

Big Brother

Our telly doesn't "do" channel four. Am I missing out? Is the house full of fannies?

It is, isn't it?

I'm going to bed now. Although all I really want to do is watch the live coverage!

MWAH!

posted by Marie @ 8:40 PM 3 comments

Six down, two to go...

'Aight? I had another exam today. It went a lot better than I thought it was going to. I have another one tomorrow but have a very strong urge to go out and get pie-eyed. Bad idea, yes?

posted by Marie @ 5:30 PM 1 comments

Follicular Issues

Oh noes, my chin hair is back!

posted by Marie @ 4:40 PM 3 comments

Examination Schmamination

I had another exam today. It actually went okay... but I'm still a bit shaken. I have another one tomorrow. Wish me luck, blogworld!

posted by Marie @ 4:38 PM 0 comments

This Monkey's Been Delivered

Today's events:

I have a friend at uni who's dying to get back with his old girlfriend. They split up a few years ago after he cheated on her blah blah blah and now he wants to get the girl. Again.
Thing is, he bought her some kind of ape adoption thing for her birthday, which is today. When he told me about it, he seemed so proud of himself. But... why a monkey? She's a nice enough girl... why would he want to do that?

All my flatmates have left now... I am on my own for a mere ten days, but I've already stripped off and run around in the nude. Just to test it out, like. In my defence, they are coming back soon. It had to be done.
They made me a "flat sounds" CD and it's rather good. There is Matze's version of Magical Trevor, which now won't stop going through my head during exams.
I've to play it on repeat whenever I feel lonely.

I ate my weight in chocolate (see below), did some ironing and tried to work out what the Self-Categorization Theory is.

I am such a boring twat, aren't I?

posted by Marie @ 5:51 PM 1 comments

Procrastination

This is a drawing of Harry Potter, done by my bestest friend, Hannah. Just looking at it, I can hear her shout, "Yor a wuzzard, 'Arry!" and me pissing myself laughing. It was funny at school, ok?

posted by Marie @ 3:53 PM 0 comments

Education

I just devoured the following:

1 x box of Mrs Crimble's large "Choc Macaroons"
2 x Reese's Nutrageous bars (mm mm mmm)
1 x slice of caramelly-chocolatey stuff...

and one apple.

This was all done in an attempt to get my brain to absorb years and years (well, not really) of studies, stats, theories and paradigms... but I just want more chocolate.

I think I'm destined to be fat forever.

posted by Marie @ 3:28 PM 0 comments

Gastronomie

I am home now. The library was too hot.

I went out to Peckham's and bought gluten-free flour to make crepes. The way my dear darling mummy does it. There's something kind of disappointing about the fact that I had to look online for, erm, the recipe.

I need blogspiration (see what I did there?)...

But it is sunny and I want to go lie on The Slope and cook myself. So I can watch the sexy builders.

Maybe I'll finish off each post with a plaisanterie, how does that sound? Bit shit, isn't it.

posted by Marie @ 5:18 PM 2 comments

University Strikes

No comment.

posted by Marie @ 12:25 PM 0 comments

Greetings

My very first blog. I am so excited! The novelty will quickly wear off, I'm sure.

I only did it because the flat is empty and I'm going a little bit mad. I needed something to do for when I hear creaky floorboards and... oh, I'm scared now.

posted by Marie @ 12:08 PM 1 comments