An Inner Monologue, of sorts: June 2006

Saturday, June 17, 2006

The End!

Righty-ho. Got more exam results through. Think I'm kinda fucked, but I'll have to wait till Monday to find out.

Anyway.

Anyone wanna put me up for, like, um... well, forever?

Friday, June 16, 2006

Il Cinema

Went to see The Da Vinci Code and then Imagine Me and You... or whatever it's called.

Both rather good.

The trailer for the new Pirates of the Caribbean film looks good though. I see the Orlando Bloom thing. Also, the chick flick had an actor in it called Matthew Goode. Mmm...

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Results

I just got my French result through.

Fucking hell.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Valerie

I'm so glad someone finally wrote a song about me. I heard this for the first time today.

I love it!

Monday, June 12, 2006

T'internet

Why am I online? Don't get it. I should be whinging down the phone or summink.

Anyway. I am drained and I have had enough. Someone send me a big bunch of flowers.

Minge

My eyes have been watering all day. Not nice. Maybe it's the posh-but-cheap eyeshadow I got off E-Bay a few months ago... is that disgusting? Or maybe it's my soul's way of telling me I need to cry. But the eyeshadow clashes with my specs.

Eurgh.

Anyway. A friend of mine recently got back from Canada and was on an airbus or summink, and said that two very camp young men behind him were describing everything as "minge". E.g. "Oh, look! Her skirt is minge!" or "This airbus is minge!".
I thought it was great - I had never heard it used as an adjective before. Spread the word, people.

Every time I go to type "minge", it comes out as "minger".

I am at uni and I really shouldn't be. I should be at home curled up on the sofa with a cup of tea and a man or a cat on my lap. Actually, a dog. I don't really like cats. Most cats I know are bastards. It'd have to be a little rat dog.
A man will do.

Tata!

WHAT?!

So. Recently, I've been applying for jobs online as opposed to posting or submitting my CV by hand. Mostly because I think everywhere has it.

And it turns out that the attachment (my CV) is blank when my future bosses get it! What? Why?

It's fine when I check it then send it. I sent it to myself and it opens. But when they open the document, there's nothing there.

ARGHARGAHRGAHRGAHRGAHRGAHRGHAGRAHGRAHHARGH!

Saturday, June 10, 2006

She's a Wife!

My flatmate Jessica came back earlier this evening. She's married now! It's so cool. There's a ring and presents and pictures and a dress and a husband and everything.

I, however, am turning into one of those bitter singletons I swore I'd never become.

Also, I am a happy lassie, but I have 25p to my name, so if anyone's got any spare cash... you know what to do.

G'night!

Yeuch

I wish someone would just... urgh.

I must learn not to be so gullible and not to put my all into things. Bad for the soul, so it is. And the heart.

Friday, June 09, 2006

The Sun!

It's beautiful here right now.

I went to see the X-Men movie last night. Rather good, so it was. And Hugh Jackman... phwoar.

I am slightly darker on one half of my body.

I poured my heart out and made a complete twat of myself. Yet again. Wish I'd learn, eh.

Tata!

Monday, June 05, 2006

Primark Knickers

My new knickers are giving me the biggest wedgie.

But they're so pretty, and they make my bum look smaller. What to do?

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Jobless

Well.

The "trial" at The Italian Restaurant didn't go so well, and although I was told I'd be called in when it's less busy... nah. The woman was a battleaxe and I felt a bit useless because nobody really showed me what to do.

Anyway.

ANOTHER trial tomorrow morning at 8.30 in the shop downstairs. Come in and ask me things.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

The Weather

Glasgow is happy today! Everybody is smiling and sunbathing and drinking... no different from usual, of course, but it's all because it is SUNNY!

Beautiful.

An Inner Monologue, of sorts