An Inner Monologue, of sorts

A List

This is a list of things that I like:

My friends
David Tennant
Going out
Learning stuff
Languages
Generic porn
Boris Johnson
Nice cars that go vroom-vroom
Tattoos
Muscles
Nice arms
Firemen
Firemen with muscles and tattoos and nice arms and nice cars
Proper grammar
Joiners
Alcohol
Being in love
Someone buying me flowers
Caramel shortcake
Taking study breaks
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Raspberries
Freshly-washed sheets
Booty calls
Teddies
Watering plants and watching them "drink" the water
A nice cup of tea
Blokes with nice hair
Vans full of joiners reading newspapers
Walking down the street and not feeling like the fattest munter there (it does happen)
A song sending shivers down my spine
Belgian chocolate
My hot water bottle
A phonecall from someone I miss
Buffy & Angel (but Angel's better)
Glaswegian accents
Cockney accents
Marks & Spencer
Chocolate eclairs
Caramelised onions
Bacardi Breezers
Food and drink in general
Star Trek
When they put a complete cunt in the Big Brother house
Jogging
Looking at photos of my friends
Watching cheesy movies
Hairy men
Big hairy men
Aubergines
Good telly
Daytime telly
Hearing my mum laugh
Green Wing
Lorraine Kelly
French grammar
When the guy upstairs leaves his flat
Seeing eyecandy in the street
Courgettes
The smell of our tupperware cupboard
James (I know you're reading this)
Languages
Leaving bills till the very last minute just because I'm reluctant to hand over a mere £4.31
Peckham's maple and pecan pie
Zach Braff
Cookery programmes
Chris Moyles
Josh Homme
Lists

And of course...

Selfless acts of charity
Paying bills on time
Being on time
Doing things on time

I think I might have to lock myself in the cupboard till everyone gets back. Aww, you guys!

posted by Marie @ 11:31 AM